Everyone’s writing about Charlie Sheen.  I didn’t want to write about Charlie Sheen.  So I wrote about Emilio’s brother instead.  You know, that one-dimensional guy who barely registers in films like Red Dawn and Young Guns.  But this is a good thing, you see, because I don’t think I could watch Charlie Sheen in anything anymore, but Emilio’s brother is a-okay:  READ IT HERE.