Hello! I start chemo tomorrow! Why the exclamation marks? I don’t know! But I can tell you I’m excited to get started. I am olympic-athlete levels of prepared here. This morning, I even drank a glass of tomato juice with green-drink powder mixed in. It’s not what nature, or anyone at all, ever intended, but I thought I could kill two birds with one stone so I only had to drink ONE healthy thing all at once instead of TWO healthy things. Any art student can tell you that red and green are opposite (violently opposite) colors and when you mix them they revolt by making road tar. And then I drank it. I’ve gone for a walk, sat in a pretzel in yoga for an hour, bought tomorrow’s already-prepared dinner from the gourmet grocery like we’re planning a party, and meditated on being the most kick-ass chemo patient the world has ever seen, all before noon — ommmmmm.